Suck it, David Stern!

The shortened NBA season will begin December 25th. Apparently, NBA Commissioner David Stern didn't want to be on Saint Nicholas' naughty list.

Really, Mr. Self?

Dear Bill,

There is no way you guys will win another Big XII crown without Marcus and Markieff. There is just no way.

Derek Fisher, really?!

Dear Derek Fisher,
I cannot believe how you went behind Commissioner Stern's back like that. The National Basketball Players Association and the owners are supposed to be working on a deal together, not apart.

Sincerely,
Mr. D.C. Keeling